(Editor’s Note: Rainierisms is fully aware that September 19th is the officially-recognized “Talk Like a Pirate” Day, but we figured this special occasion called for a bit of early celebration.)
I appreciate th’ recent honor bestowed upon me by Clear Admit in th’ aptly-named competition fer Best Student Blogger. I hereby rescind any an’ all negative comments directed at me heartys at spake Blog an’ hope that ye, dear reader, will nay take such injustices into account durin’ yer evaluation. Yearrgh. Fish sticks and butter.
Oh, an’ I be aft from South Africa wi’ jetlag an’ a ragin’ case o’ acute contemplation. I be victorious an’ claim me booty!